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Happy Anniversary – We still like each other!

Friday was our 5th wedding anniversary.  We have been together for 9 years.  Holy shit.  That is a personal record and should rightfully be celebrated.  We took Friday off and just hung out.  We got...

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I have a dirty mouth damn it

I always have.  I say 3 words on the regular.  Shit, damn and fuck.  These are generally said in 2 different way.  Extreme anger/frustration, like when I stub my toe and holler out “holy mother fucking...

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Completing our family

Finally!  After 3 years, 4 miscarriages and a diagnosis of stage 1c ovarian cancer, we have completed our family of four. I could not have asked for a better birthing experience.  Considering how bad...

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Getting back into the swing of things

Holy hell these last 2 weeks have been a blur.  I have never been so tired in my entire life.  So many things going on, trying to maintain the rest of the family, the house etc. Here is a rundown …...

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Doing it right

Today, on Father’s day, I am feeling very emotional.   I am so happy to be celebrating Jeff in his role as a dad.  He is an involved, loving, caring and fun dad.  He took on the role with Jace when …...

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Come on people…it's his job!

Quit staring at my husband.  Yes, it is sweet that he pushes the stroller or wears the baby in a carrier, but come on,  IT’S HIS JOB.  We go to the mall and most of the time Jeff will push the...

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Eavesdropping

If you were a fly on the wall in my house you would have heard these awesome conversation snip-its.  Also, being said fly on my wall, you would not have lasted long as my dog Charlie would have spent...

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The nerd things we do while waiting for the Tardis

While passing the time waiting for March 30th, which is when the new season of Doctor Who begins, we started watching some other shows that we have had on the TIVO for a while.  One of them is called...

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Fly on the wall. The best conversations in our house this week

Because Jace is a teenage boy, he obviously thinks like your typically boy at this age.  He laughs at things that sound dirty and inserts the standard “That’s what she said” or “Your mom” references....

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Breasticle testicle

Conversation between Jeff and I last night. This is the reason he is my favorite….. Me – Is it weird that I am sitting here trying to come up with a new phrase for something? Jeff – Depends on what …...

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“I’m not sure” always means no. A serious conversation with my son.

Having sons, there are obvious conversations I have already had, or expect to have in the future. A couple of weeks ago at dinner, we had conversation with Jace that I never thought about having. It...

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Birthday celebration time!

It’s Jeff’s 39th birthday today, and when you think about it, we are pretty much celebrating all of the sex his parents had approximately 39 years and 9 months ago. So, thank you, Jeff’s mom and dad...

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Behind the scenes of our awkward family Christmas card

Have you gotten our Christmas card yet? If not, it might be on the way since I just put them in the mail yesterday. Or, I might have forgotten you, or your address. Don’t feel bad though, I probably...

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Jeff is the awk to my ward

This morning, Jeff and I had a very serious conversation in our closet while getting ready for work. Jeff shared his frustration and embarrassment of his man nipples being erect and “on point” all the...

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How is May almost over already?!?!?

This month has been one of the busiest months we have had in quite awhile.  It was full of adventure, milestones and good times, for the most part… Calvin turned the big 3!  He is completely potty...

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